If Dr. Seuss Did Star Wars

(h/t my sister)
(image from imglols.com apparently)

The wish list just keeps getting longer

And, not surprisingly, it's all geeky stuff.

Courtesy of an article over at Blastr, I learn about this:



Excuse the drool, if you would, please.

A geek's May Day

Happy Star Wars Day.

May the 4th be with you!

I just put this on my wish list

Han Solo iPhone/iPod cover

Yes, I am a geek.

The problem with surveillance cameras

They see things that cannot be unseen.

Evidence for the prosecution:

I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of Storm Trooper armor at my domicile
(h/t to my friend Techie)

Star Wars in Iconoscope

From a mailing list that I'm on:

Star Wars retold in Iconoscope

Scene 25 made me laugh out loud.

That is just too cool, but in truth, it's also inside baseball. If you haven't seen the movie, I don't think you'd really understand the whole thing.

Upgrading the Castle Defense

It seems that surveillance footage of the Castle has been released, and the Gormogons are busy upgrading its defenses:

*pew* *pew* *pew*

Definition of Force

I might have to order one of these for Dr. J and have it shipped to the Castle:

VW is officially my favoritest car company EVAH!!!

Evidence the first:


Evidence the second:


I do believe that's all that needs to be said right there.

In Memoriam, or In Celebritas?

I guess it depends on the color of your blaster bolts.

May the Froth Be With You

(h/t to Laugh It Out on Facebook)

Gotta-have-it-itis: Star Wars edition

Thanks Jay G. Now I want one too.

Jay "helpfully" points us to the latest offering in motorcycle wear from UD Replicas.

In space, no one can hear you scream.¹

I don't even ride, and I want one of those. It would make a killer Halloween costume. The only drawback is it doesn't look like a helmet is included, so you'd have to find a replica helmet to go with it as well. Oh, and since the utility belt is molded to the jacket, I wonder if it's functional. . . .

But those are just minor little details.

¹And yes, I know I'm mixing my sci-fi opuses and quotes

Cello Wars

You've probably already seen this, but just in case you haven't:

Yeah, I'm a geek

Today's Kids.Woot deal was just too cool for school:

May the Lunch be with you

Yes, those are sandwich cutters int he shape of a TIE Fighter and the Millenium Falcon.

Yeah, I ordered two of them.

3 phrases that don't go together.

"Star Wars"
"French Ballet"
"Disco"

Yes, it's that bad.<sup>1

1</sup>No, I don't offer refunds. Sorry.

Why was there only one set of footprints?

(h/t Facebook friends)

It's a trap!!!

Shirt.woot brings the hilarity:

Pull up, you fools!

*dies laughing*

I feel a disturbance in the force

Some things are just not meant to be.

But, having said that, is it wrong that I want to get those for my girls?