Quote of the Day - Sunday School edition

From my Sunday School teacher:

At my job, I primarily have two roles. I'm either 411 or 911. The more they use me as 411, the less they have to use me as 911.

You know, I can absolutely relate to that.

QOTD - Green Energy Edition

ASM826 over at Random Acts of Patriotism discusses ROI on wind energy, and hits the proverbial nail on the head:

They are not energy producing machines. They’re totem poles to a belief system.

Truth so painful it hurts.

QOTD - Environmental craziness edition

"[...]this morning my backyard filed a class action lawsuit against my lawnmower."

QOTD - Leftist Insanity Edition

Tam brings the industrial-grade snark over at VFTP:

[...]and who here thought light bulbs would be banned before bullets?

Heh.