Some *mumble* *mutter* *mumble* years ago, a beautiful baby girl was born. This wonderful creature grew up in a loving family, and had the opportunity to attend the most excellent university located in College Station, TX. There, however, her life did take a minor turn for the worse. For some reason, her mind fled, her wits escaped, her normally wonderful judgement failed her.
She agreed to go on a date with me.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Happy birthday sweetie!!!