And no, it didn't happen in Texas or Arizona

CNN has this wonderful gem of a story.


Here's the random factoid that gets me:

The suspect [...] was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night [...].

(emphasis mine)

So, not only did this guy break into the house, he stayed around long enough to take a shower and then called the police because the homeowner might have a gun.

If it had been Texas or Arizona, "might have" would have been "did have".